Shavash! An interesting game to say the least. Without a shadow of a doubt, the game hinged on as blatant a piece of cheating as you will ever see. Whilst still in single figures, a Totley batsman was hit on the back leg, half way up in front of middle - yet was not given by Sri Lankan-type umpire Wankablatantcheata. The batsman went on to make 70-odd which proved the difference between the sides. Dubious scoring by Totley also boosted their total to a disputable 164 off their 44 overs. Incessant chatter and general ill-will from the fielding side made Bayfield's run chase all the more difficult, and despite some powerful middle order hitting, it was left to Bayfield's tail to save the loss by seeing off the last five overs whilst dispensing excellent barbed comments to the in-bred fielding cheats. Gains from the match - scant consolation of depriving scumbags Totley of all the points and salmonella from the extremely dodgy cups at half-time. Ham sandwiches all round next year! Cheat of the Century - Totley umpire Wankablatantcheata.